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                    Version 1
            
            
            
            
            
            [Verse 1]
C       Em      F          C
I got a dog and my dog can dance
Am          C          F           Dm
Just not in public and not with my friends
C       Em       F            C
I got a girl and she's twenty-eight
Am          C           F               C
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of eight grade
C        Em       F            C
I know a kid that you've never met
    Am       C            F             Dm
His dad is a rockstar, we smoked in his band
C        Em        F         C
I know a trick, do you wanna see?
Am       C             F            C
I can be anything that I pretend to be
[Chorus]
F                       C
  We'll get out of this, we'll get out of this too
F                       C
  I'm not proud of this, but I'm not proud of the truth
F                                C                          F
  And if you'll run away from me, then I'll use my trick on you
    Dm    Em F       C
The truth is that I'm screwed
[Instrumental]
C Em F C
Am C F Dm
[Verse 2]
C         Em         F             C
I went to France and danced in the rain
    Am            C       F            Dm
And told you all about it on our first date
   C           Em      F                 C
My dad doesn't lie, so you can't meet my dad
       Am          C             F               C
'Cause you fell in love with the me that went to France
[Chorus]
F                       C          C/G
  We'll get out of this, we'll get out of this too
F                       C            C/G
  I'm not proud of this, but I'm not proud of the truth
F                                C          Em              F
  And if you'll run away from me, then I'll use my trick on you
    Dm    Em F         C
The truth is that we're screwed
[Instrumental]
C Em F C
Am C F Dm
C
[Outro]
F                       C
  We'll get out of this, 'cause I love you, I do
Am                      C
  We'll get out of this, 'cause I love you, it's true
F                             C          Em             F
  But if you're doubting this, if you're doubting that I do
     Dm C  Am     C
Then oh my God I'm screwed